Hogansbriefs: Providing the world with everything you could ever want to know about wrestling.. and every word a lie!
We are all shocked and saddened to see 'Mr McMahon' die
Well, we all saw what we never wanted to see. 'Mr McMahon' being roasted on live tv. We are in mourning. It is a week of depression here. Read our full thoughts inside.

I've not watched any wrestling for 3 months (kind of 3 months anyway)
You don't need to watch wrestling every week to know what's happening. But 3 months without? Let's guess Wrestlemania and the future of Wrestling, without watching it!

The time has come. The end is nigh.
As Hogansbriefs.com moves into it's 11th year of existence. Time has now come for us to now accept that Wrestling (or sports entertainment) is now finished. The 'product' is appallingly bad. The quality is atrocious and the story lines are pathetic.

Why is wwe so shite?
So we decided we'd attempt to answer a common question. Just why is wwe so shite now? We got nothing but useless ramblings from a bunch of socially retarded losers, which is pretty much the sort of person who reads this site.. and there are also those who just want to see Stephanie McMahon's tits.

Deathman's Wrestling Christmas Table - A seasonal special
The wine bar is closed so Deathman invites you to appreciate a nice discussion of wrestling over Christmas dinner. Mmm, smell that turkey. Oh sorry, that's my guts.. sorry.

Deathman's Wrestling Wine Bar - Hot Topic: Cena
Deathman opens up his Wrestling Wine Bar, where the classy people discuss wrestling. Tonight they discuss the hot topic of John Cena. Have a nice sleep.

Raw is employment tribunal
It's not a Raw Report, but it's as close as you'll get from us, as we focus on the WWFs appalling employee handling and their firing of staff.

An audiences reaction: More funny peculiar than funny ha-ha
It shouldn't be funny but it is. An old friend who told me something she witnessed at Raw. It makes no sense but i'm not surprised it happened.

Saluting a legend because he is now dead
We mark the passing of a legend. A man who we will never ever forget. A great man. A great entertainer.

An interview with a wrestling legend. Part One
He's thrilled audiences across the world and he's just about to release his autobiography. We got an exclusive interview with this wrestling icon. Read Part One of our interview with Juan Jabratti.

WWE in Europe (Well mostly England and Scotland): A Review
So WWE came to Europe and took all our Pounds/Euros before fucking off back to the US. So how did they do? Hogansbriefs discuss the truth in some vague detail.

Hogansbriefs: Looking backwards and forwards.
2005 is Hogansbriefs 5th year. So how about an update on what we've done and some questions answered about our past. Oooo if this website was a DVD then this would be on the extras.

No Mercy 2004: Period Pains..
..well i guess they're about as painful as watching No Mercy. Anyway a review of Slapdown!s latest PPV effort, can it get any worse? Will it bleed? Fish supper?

Jerry Lawler to spoil Wreslemania for the minority
Are you one of the few who are too shy to buy porn mags like normal honest people so you watch WWE instead? If so expect tonight to be ruined for you. Good!

Wrestlemania 20 - Where they all shoot up again?
Wrestlemania today - The Roid club tomorrow.. But they're not bad really!!!!

Hogansbriefs nominated for more awards + other notes
We've been nominated for more awards! Oh what a great honour! Also notes on our own awards and survivor series thoughts.

Backyard Bob's HardKore matches - The Refrigerator fight
Backyard Bob is the greatest backyard wrestler in the world. He also puts on the best gimmick matches - or so he claims. In this series let the 'legend' himself tell you how to be "well hardkore". Our advice... don't try this at home!

Site of the week - For all those HHH haters out there
It's our first ever site of the week - and first update in years!

Belling around the Indys - 4th May 2003
Enough HHH and WWE already, Let's check the Independent scene out and we've hired just the man to do it. Introducing Aidan Bell and his first look at the Independent Scene in... Belling around the Indys.

The ICUBUN suspension bridge
Just a bit of fun... a little bit of reader participation is needed to complete ICUBUN's suspension bridge. Oooooh.

The Tonto Report - Episode Three
Making Hogansbriefs his own, Tonto returns for a third time. Want to know how the WWE came up with the Judgement Day Slapdown! title match? Tonto has the exclusive...

The Tonto Report - Episode Two
Clive in Perth said Episode One was "the best thing I've read since my Grandma's Will" That's good enough reason for a second episode then! Tonto returns with more fantastic-ness and an exclusive on who the new Marty Janetty is.

The Tonto Report - Episode One
Tonto arrives with what is quite simply the must read column on the Internet... with a dead original format too!

The Olden Days: Wrestlemania "The Worlds Largest Toga Party" IX
Wrestlemania is just around the corner so we start our countdown to Wrestlemania with a look back at classic moments from the past. Today is the turn of Wrestlemania 9 - possibly the worst Wrestlemania of all time.

Backyard Bob is pissed
Backyard Bob is pissed off.. as usual. The team at Hogansbriefs do not agree with Bobs opinions of our new favorite wrestler, Precious Lucy, And we fear for the well being of Weird Walter, if Bob gets his way.

The Interview - Precious Lucy
It''s a FACT that Canada produces the best cattle prods in the world, but it''s also FACT that they produce the best WRESTLERS in the world. We got to speak to the lady who could well become one of the greatest Canadian Female Wrestlers ever! This is a must read!

Gideon Farquharson - Time traveller extraordinaire: WWE in 2003, the high(low)lights
A new writer arrives! Gideon Farquharson - Time traveller extraordinaire! Want the scoop of EVERYHTING that's going to happen this year in the WWE? If yes then read on and be amazed!

Free Pron Weekend @ Hogansbriefs - Teaser
This weekend is free pron weekend at hogansbriefs. It's our christmas to all our readers. We think you'll all love it.

The Hogansbriefs' Awards – Suggest a category now!
It's almost time for the 2002 Hogansbriefs awards. Before we open up the voting though we need categories for voting. This is your chance to put forward your ideas for categories.. These awards are no ordinary awards either!

Hogansbriefs Editorial - December 7th
It's not funny but it's not supposed to be funny is it. If hogansbriefs were a TV channel then we'd be putting stuff like this on at 1.55am just before the home shopping commercials take over.

The Other Side
You don't like the way an angle went? We've got the scoop on how things COULD have worked out. First up: 'Some Like It Hot. Kane Likes Them Dead...and hot.'

Autumn Falls – Mince Stew Diaries
PM_ME_FOR_CYBER returns for another month and another Mince Stew Diary. Life isn't nice at the moment for him but then when is it ever nice to him anyway!

Mince Stew Diaries - Summer review 2002
PM_ME_FOR_CYBER posts his diary of his entire summer! Kidnapping, Fire in wrestling, Underage pregnancies, Same Sex relationships (although he's not figured this out yet) and dastardly plots involving family. It's all in there so what are you waiting for? Read it NOW!


Return of the Bob
Backyard wrestling legend, Backyard Bob, is back and has had "a bangin summa" as he might say. Thank feck he doesn't write these summaries!

Topless Hulking - An Introduction
Hulk Hogan topless? So what, we see it every week and it aint owt special. Hulk Hogan topless... but it's really a women dressed as him! - Bring it on!

PM ME FOR CYBER's "Which bit belongs to which diva" Quiz
She's NAKED! Our freakish looking Diva is naked, she's freakish looking because she's four different wrestling divas stuck together, but which four is she?

Siliconestars: Uncovering the future WWF Divas - Episode 2: Angeli.
Second Part: Siliconestars, Backyard Bob goes undercover (again) trying to discover the next WWF Diva superstars. Episode 2: Angeli the Indian Tigress.

Siliconestars: Uncovering the future WWF Divas - Episode 1
New Series: Siliconestars, Backyard Bob goes undercover trying to discover the next WWF Diva superstars. Episode 1: Amanda the webwhore.

The good 'ole days of womans wrestling are BACK!
The good old days are back! Once again womans wrestling is on our WWF TV screens and there is no better way to give the womans title respect than to put it on a plastic fitness model and have her defend it in a Gravy bowl match and a Bra and panties match.

Mean Gene's Karaoke classics (#8)
It's number eight in Mean Gene's Karaoke classics top ten and this one is a real show stopper.

Mean Gene's Karaoke classics (#9)
It's number nine in Mean Gene's Karaoke classics top ten and judging by your reaction to the number ten song the Internet loves Gene's karaoke countdown! The number nine song has quite an ironic name, come read to find out more.

Mean Gene's Karaoke classics (#10)
We got Mean Gene's top 10 Karaoke classics. Mean Gene is known for his wonderful Karaoke parties and now we have his secrets and we're going to share them with you!

Part One: Mission to recruit fit women into wrestling.
I'm a pervert, here are my attempts to lure some of the sexiest women on earth into the wrestling ring just so I can look forward to seeing them in a bra and panties match.

A Real letter: Stalking on the increase
We do get lots of letters off freaks and gypos here at Hogansbriefs. Here is one from a Gypo Stalker women.

Where Are They Now? #1
We look into what a former wrestling Superstar is doing now.

Backyard Bob's World Tour 2001 - Stage 1: High Octane Basement Wrestling
Backyard bob's world tour of summer 2001 took him to eight different federations around the world. First stop was at a basement wrestling federation, something that is new to backyard bob.

Backyard Bob - The voice of backyard wrestling.
Backyard bob has hit the newsgroups and quickly become the voice of backyard wrestling
Read his thoughts here.

10 Rules to go by in the locker room
Follow these rules, written on the advice of the very best locker room politicians, and you're bound to succeed as a professional wrestler.

The backyard wrestling study - Preview
Starting this week, Hogansbriefs will bring you one of the biggest studies into Backyard wrestling ever done. In this column we look forward to this study.

The mince stew diaries – I’ve been working on some angles this week and I think brother is working on a new angle too.
In the second of my diaries I'll tell all about why I think my brothers about to turn, how dad and I have managed with both Brother and Mother away during Mums Birthday this week and all about the WWF party I went to this week, the huge angle I helped run at it and the even bigger angle I'm working on at the moment, which WILL BLOW the next WWF party right off the face of this Earth. Read me NOW!

The mince stew diaries - Father's not pasta his best!
A massive first HELLO! from the biggest Mark in the world (after Mark Henry). This week, Father and I spent a night out at an Italian restaurant. Oh what a night we had.


Mr Nutz Answers...... #1
My First Try At Answering Your Questions PLUS A QUIZ

David Hasselhoff - Week 1 / David Hasselhoff - Woche 1
Finally, after a long battle, David Hasselhoff posts his first column on Hogansbriefs. This week David writes about his time on baywatch, his music and just who's going to make way for him here at hogansbriefs. Good news too, David's column is available in both English and German languages.

Schließlich nach einer langen Schlacht, gibt David Hasselhoff seine
erste Spalte auf Hogansbriefs bekannt. Davids sind in den englischen und deutschen Sprachen vorhanden.

Deathman Episode 1: Working with your 'prez'
Deathman presents the first in his series looking into the world of e-feds. This episode looks at discussing new angles and ideas with your 'prez' and how to help push yourself up the rankings without spending money!

Mickey's lacks o' wrestlin'- top 10 vallets of all time
The top ten vallets of all time by Irish midget pimp, Mickey Moore. Who is at number 10??

I am the greatest... Introducing Deathman
It's Deathman, the greatest roleplayer of all time. Before you can enjoy the story of his life though you'll need to listen to his brief history. Let Deathman introduce himself...

Survey - Which is 'da bomb!
Another one of Hogansbriefs.com's award winning polls. This time we want to know which you think is 'da bomb

Introducin' Mickey Moore
Introducin' the hippest midget in wrestling

Just another victim
Backyard Bob with yet another from his investigation into backyard wrestling and the internet. This episode features a Hardcore wrestler from central England and perhaps for the first time during his study backyard bob finds someone who is perhaps more HARDCORE! than he is! REEEEEESPECT! to dem!

ANOTHER GEM FROM MY COLLECTION
BACKYARD BOB PRESENTS YET ANOTHER EDITION OF HIS AWARD WINNING RESEARCH INTO BACKYARD WRESTLING. THE SECOND IN THE SERIES

MY FIRST SHOW
BACKYARD BOBS FIRST SHOW.

INTRODUCIN MYSELF
THIS IS MY INTRODUCTION TO YA ALL OUT DARE IN 'PUTER LAND

Q&A
First EVER Question and Answer