Hello all, Backyard bob on the case again.

Since joining Hogansbriefs I've become a cult figure somewhat on newsgroups. People respect my thoughts now and they ask me questions, I feel very important. Since the Director of Design and Entertainment axed my first columns and replaced them with the skidMARKS posts, which have sucked in my opinion, I've been in meetings with him and the other bosses here to find a place for me. They have told me I suck but when they realised that I am their best bet for covering Backyard Wrestling, an area they are keen to ridicule, the gave me permission to post my thoughts from the newsgroups on here.

For my first post under this new objective, I shall post my first ever message on a newsgroup. I did this around 40 days ago now and it caused havoc on the group. I stand by its content and its all true, there is no word of a lie. Here read for yourself.

YO PPL
I AM BACKYARD BOB, I JST GOT ON THE NET AND I FOUND A CLUB. I BEEN BACKYARD WRESTLING FOR OVER 2 YEARS NOW. I HAVE WRESTLED IN GERMANY, FRANCE, CANADA AND THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

I WONNA KNOW IF THERE ARE ANY BACKYARD FEDS IN THE NEW JERSEY AREA WHICH ARE DEDICATED TO BOTCHED MOVES.

BEING IN A FED DEDICATED TO BOTCHING MOVES IS THE ULTIMATE IN XTREAM AND ITS WHAT I HAVE BEEN DOING IN FRANCE. DOES ANYONE KNOW OF ONE 'DEN? IF NOT ARE THERE ANY IN THE US CUZ I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR A FED AFTER MOVING HERE AND MY OLD FED GOT SHUT DOWN BY THE LOCAL PARENTS SHIT.

THE BBWF (BOTCHED BACKYARD WRESTLING FEDERATION) WAS THE ENGLISH SPEAKING FED I WAS IN, IN FRANCE AND IT WAS GOOD. ANYONE IN A BOTCHED BACKYARD FED? MY FAVE MATCH EVER WAS WHEN I DID A BOTCHED FLYING ELBOW ONTO THE EVIL MAGIC MAN AND HE WAS IN HOSPITAL FOR 2 WEEKS WITH KIDNEY DAMAGE AND INTERNAL INJURIES. HELL ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME!

BACKYARD BOB - COULD BOTCH YOU ALL


Maybe you can see why it caused so much controversy on the group, but its my way and people have to respect that. People did have something to say about it... but since it's time for me to read one of my arty girl magazines I will post the comments of those llamas later on this week.

Hardcore 4 Ever

BYB

P.S. You see how I've dropped the CAPS LETTERS from most of my writing now, Mr Nutz made me do it, he said he'd send his uncle Jock around to give me a stunner onto a can of Kestral Larger if I never. Harsh!

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